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Why do beautiful
shoes have to be so painful? you fall in love with a pair, buy them then
after the first time you wear them your feet feel like they have had a
very effective form of medieval torture inflicted upon them!! I want it
all, elegant, high, sexy shoes with the comfort of a pair of trainers. I
love high strappy shoes, but whenever I wear them I tend to spend most
the night perching on a stool sipping the stiff drinks required to
deaden that pain, which we all know only too well. I know its not just
me as I have seen tons of girls wearing 6 inch heels wincing as they
walk in a style resembling Tina Turners dance style. heels give you a
posture that looks great, at first) however, long term affects are very bad for
your back. its unnatural!! But who cares , if they make 2 ugly things at the
end of our legs look gorgeous. so I say "paint your toes, don your
heels and strut your stuff". even if risk going g-string over bouffant,
landing in a Naomi Campbell style heap. As long as my feet look good and
I feel sexy in the process! |
Why
would any self-respecting woman wear a bra, which does not fit. I saw a
well groomed woman in a bra, at least 3 sizes too small. Amply bosoms
spilling out every where....top...sides, riding up at the back. No woman
in the year 2000 has a valid excuses for not looking after her "bouncin
Twins. So ladies please, Get A Bra That Fits!!
No more boobs...due south, no rocks in the socks. thank you! |
Why
is it that men consider the wearing of skirts or similar garb, an effeminate
pastime. It is worth reminding those macho males that on several islands
in the Pacific Rim such clothing is both traditional and not in the
slightest feminine.
Moreover, Scotsmen (Brave heart and all that) have been wearing wrap around kilts since ancient times. No one has accused Sean Connery of being less of a man> I have a theory and tell me if it is spurious: women have been accustomed to showing there legs, for the last century at least. This has compelled the skirt wearer to "look after" these assets". The opposite is true for men. Could it be that men have awful legs!? Well, what do you think? |
It
seems to us that at the dawn of a new millennium (and all that), there
appears a sudden craze for the "oversized" amongst us. Every
fashion magazine, shop and designer has suddenly recognised that the
vast majority of "normal" womenfolk (yes, that's you!), are in
proud possession of size 16 hips and lo' our breasts are larger than
ever before!
Having promulgated and promoted the emaciated, seemingly drug induced stick insect image for so long, a degree of sanity has finally emerged. Cripes even the likes of Marks & Spencers' have dared to eulogise the larger woman. Oh yes they have been catering for this market for years, but you would not have known this by the type of models they have used in the past. Hallelujah, |
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